hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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