I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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