I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
jump out the window naked night went bad
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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