I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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