I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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