Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
