good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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