Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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