whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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