found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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