He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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