I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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