420 ftw
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I am mentally ready for anal.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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