I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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