If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Randomize
