guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
And then he peed in my hair
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