Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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