Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
The power of my boobs compel you
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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