All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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