Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
oh god was she eating orange peels again
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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