JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I had to cum in my sink.
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