She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
