On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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