I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
We have so much sex to catch up on
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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