in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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