I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Randomize
