You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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