All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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