I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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