bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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