Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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