just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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