My brain says no but my pants say off.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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