could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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