she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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