Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I FOUND THE LEGS
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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