I CAN MOONWALK!
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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