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  Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one

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  Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...

  (802): View more from Vermont

  do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  where are my pants?

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  you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm

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• (360): View more from Washington

  my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview

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• (904): View more from Florida

  We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.

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