I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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