It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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