i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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