This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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