best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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