Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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