If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
