either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
tell me about the fingering
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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