dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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