Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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