Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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