Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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