How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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