There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize