Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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