I puked a lego.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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