it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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