make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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