make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
we're making bets on your personal life
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
being pregnant is like rehab
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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